Apparently some addle-brained Missouri lawmaker wants open season on Jayhawks by introducing a bill in the Mizery Legislature to make the Kansas Jayhawk the official game bird of that state, declaring it the official avian to be hunted. I was amazed that anyone could be so cluelessly stupid as to pull a stunt like that, but then I realized the lawmaker in question is a Mizzou graduate, twice over. Geez, can't they work on fixing their state and educational system rather than being a bunch of mini-Quantrills?
Silly Tigers! Basketball wins are for Jayhawks!